Hospital Humour

From Hospital Charts:

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband says she was very
   hot in bed last night.
2. On the second day the knee was better—on the third day it disappeared.
3. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
   depressed.
4. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 2001.
5. The patient refused autopsy.
6. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
7. Patient is numb from her toes down.
8. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
9. Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.
10. Patient stated she had been constipated most of her life, until she
    got a divorce.
11. Examination of genetalia revealed he is circus-sized.
12. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a
    stockbroker instead.
13. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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